March 2012
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Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Effie: Primrose Everdeen
Katniss: Wow that sucks it was nice knowing you
Anti-Climactic Hunger Games
Peeta: *bakes bread properly and laughs at girl outside in the rain*
This happened yesterday while I was in WalMart.
Male cashier with multiple tattoos (two of them are colored in with rainbow): How are you this evening?
Me: Pretty good. Starving, obviously. How are you?
Cashier: Not bad. I can't wait to get off my shift and get home to my boyfriend.
Woman behind me: Wait, you're gay?
Cashier: Yeah. . . ?
Woman: That's a shame.
Me: Why?
Woman: He seemed like such a wonderful man, it's a shame he's gay.
Cashier: Why is it a shame?
Woman: It's wrong! It's immoral, it's dis-
Me: Excuse me, but what's it to you if he's gay?
Woman: It's offensive!
Me: But how does it affect you?
Woman: What?
Me: Where exactly does it start to make sense that it affects you? A relationship is between 2 people, not 3.
Woman: *sputters a bit, then leaves without her food*
Cashier: . . . Wow, thank you.
Me: Ignorant people are the reason I claim to be allergic to the human race.
My sister: There's this really slutty girl in my grade who I really don't like and she smokes weed and drinks a lot and has had a million boyfriends and she's made out with a ton of other guys too. She even had to delete her facebook, because this one time she got really drunk and posted naked pictures of herself there. She's awful.
Me: You're in seventh grade.
Her: Yeah?
Me:
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Her:
Me: I have lost all of the hope I had in the future generations.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
