fuck-yeahpokemon:

小悪魔ちゃんとお姉様

I’m pretty tired of adults telling me how stupid teens are.

— John Green, on whether or not his characters are ‘too intelligent’  (via haemus)

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asktheoutsideraliceliddell:

lord-kitschener:

HEY GUYS IT’S JUNE 19

GUESS THAT MEANS?

IT MEANS FUN!

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT THIS AGAIN FUCK TO THE HELL NO

thesanityclause:

Anyone watch Phineas and Ferb?

Remember that one episode when Dr. Doofenschmirtz and Vanessa are riding a scooter to the mall and some guy catcalls at Vanessa and Doof turns and is like “She’s sixteen!” and freakin’ shoots him with a gun that sends people to alien dimensions

A+ Father

gnarly:

circumcising:

what did people even wear in 2008

apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur 

it literally makes me wanna puke when people ask me what i’m doing in the future 

like i just turned 18 and everyone is always reminding me that i am still so young and i should enjoy life and bullshit like that

but at the same time i am expected to make huge decisions about my future and basically decide right now what i am going to spend the rest of my adult life doing and that is fucking terrifying

Bolero of Fire

winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

urbanfuck:

badtexter:

urbanfuck:

my mom buys tons of food but none of it is microwaveable like who does she think i am fucking Martha stewart

martha stewart is an interior designer

exactly

theonewithswag:

analmermaidprincess:                                                           .

babyferaligator:                 ,                              

hey man u missed a spot                      ,

    .                                           ,

THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY                                                  ,

monsterkin:

why are we reblogging a picture of an empty hallway